FE1007 maths 2 paper... Nightmare Horror Show

ITS A CREEPY CRAWLY TALE !! A GHASTLY TALE OF UNSPEAKABLE HORROR IN THE MATHS PAPER!!

was mugging like mad the night before, damn worried and nervous, keep trying to cram in the formulas and the basic steps into my brain. after all, MATHS is my worst subject ever, i call it a bitch. i dunno why i have such strong distaste for maths also. juz not good at numbers.

woke up the next morning at 6am, prev set my handphone alarm to some mozzie tune (eeennng Eeewwwnng) and it was quite effective.

downed myself in Brands Chicky Essense, gonna revise another 2 hrs before i enter the torture chamber. hopefully, that essense can help increase the current small size of Maths knowledge into something BiGgggGGgg!! " Cheng Zhang Cheng Zhang, Wo Yi Cheng Zhang (grow ah, grow ah, my brain cells, pls increase for better efficiency and productivity) "

ok, in the torture chamber, i see people with all sorts of emotions, some trembling, some praying, some smiling, some concentrated, some serious, some ugly, some pretty, hmm.. u know wads the next best thing in exam when u r stuck with hard questions? its to have some pretty girl to sit in front / beside u, gaze at her for inspiration. sometimes it works! but unfortunately, today it was like a 1 day trip to the Great Wall of China! back to reality, the invigilator announced the start of the paper. how now brown cow?

and... u cant juz imagine that look on my face when i flipped thro the paper! PUI LA this paper. i kena stunned, thinking, oh no, dun tell me i gonna flunk again. coz the paper looks so indigestable. tutorials and past year exam papers doesn't even come close to this paper's high level of difficulty. makes you wonder all the work for this semester is worth it a not.

i looked around for reactions. there's this ger beside me, she's a "tour guide of the China Great Wall" i kept glancing at her thro'out the paper to see her progress. her initial reaction (-->) she spent quite a long time on the 1st question before proceeding to have few lines of answers on the remaining pages of the answer book. she muz have thought all her anticipated questions din come out and her A is like 1000 miles away.

ok, im now facing an avalanche of blurness in my mind. i seriously could hand up a grey blank script without anything on it. all i got in my mind was this 'devil trying to lure me into the irresistable temptation of taking it away again'

starting to panic. its gotta be there somewhere in the brain, analyze the question properly and perhaps, i can actually figure something out. and i realized question 1 was do-able after all. felt so unreal, i was actually attempting the paper! ok, i din get most of the answers actually for the remaining questions, got stuck, but oh well.

felt the person who set the paper muz be some sadist psycho, armed with unlimited ammunition to disable as many people on the battlefield as possible. bet he's some bald headed chap like (-->) who lost all his hair figuring out ways to strangle us, grinning at the number of failures that proves his ability to set challenging questions.

haha, i really wanna be unchained frm Maths man so i can really vacuum away all the irritating notes. yeah, gonna call my martian buddies, ask them to kindly *zap* up all the exam scripts.