today's function - 25th wedding anniversary of this indian couple - 130 pax

ah. golden couple celebrating 25 years of marital bliss. as usual la, all the bollywood dancing, and the thirst for johnny wanker whisky. wads the obssession with whisky anw. seriously personally speaking, its doesnt taste that good.

just one bewildering thing. the host brought in 5 johnny wanker bottles of their own. 4 were labelled with this R at the back of the bottle while the last one was a 1L bottle. (<----) i duno wads the difference. it looks the same to me.

soon came along this chap to my bar. he has a weird hairstyle, fringe all combed neatly down. he looks drunk and spoke gibberish. started to get unreasonable and demanding. i am treating this case as the "R Mystery" coz from the beginning to the end, its revolved around the R. sorry, but i cant comprehend most of wad he said so i can only classify them in gibberish language (haha) e.g. wkke2wk

R man : aeuw dj3wuj sjsjkq1 jjr3 NO R. i dun want R. dekdk3 2kke 4kkfkkf. NO R. give me another bottle. wjekj kiek2 kwkke4.

Me (showed him the 1L bottle without R) : this one? can? no R. see no R. plain plain. that got R. this no R. u happy?

R man : ok. i want this one. no R ok. 2kk2k3 dkwk45 ikekr2. give me now. i want whisky wkek32 k34kork No R. i dun want R. qwkek32 kk3244

Me (kaypoh) : so wads the difference between this R and no R huh? ( it was a mistake to ask him that )

R man : i dun want R. ewkrk3 kfkekr2 kerkk23 ( getting agitated) dwkkde2k 4k3kk

Me: huh ? huh ? wad u tokking? so wads the difference again huh? ( its a real big mistake to carry on asking. haha)

R man : kdkw4e ksdfkk3 klrge0 ki8ej32e jghgd2 kkwerk

Me : urm ( promptly pours him a no R whisky and shoves it to him)

R man : wkk2 ki994t keswdk2 jwe0r li32rkr

Me : huh wad eh ? simi lan jiao u talking. kan ni naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

R man : 2dwer nvmr 3ieoe kkeol12

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dance floor was opened near the end of the function.

and think the groovy songs got people pretty high up. that chap who bothered me earlier in the function and his 2 frens were doing their thwang right in front of my bar! gawd. they started grinding their crotches and rotated their hips and butts in a suggestive and erotic manner. one of them riled me up by slurping his tongue at me. and they started moaning and shook up their privates so vigourously that if u get them some gals and i bet they be screwing them right away.