today's function - golf party - 10 tables - 100 pax

drinks - 2 barrels beer, 20 bottles red wine, free flow orange squash

overall, a manageable function. smooth and easy. fast clearance for turnover due to the party ending early. but but but...

20 bottles of red wine means..... plenty of drunkards around. and not a surprise, they brought along their liqours - chivas, johnny wanker - and getting all high up and tipsy. and their ugly unreasonable side gets all magnified.

few interesting episodes. there was this lady. came over to my bar. "is this white wine?" she said as she pointed to the few glasses of red wine i poured out. "no ma'am, see.. this is red colour. so this is definitely red wine" "huh? this is white wine!" and there she goes, insisting that red wine is white wine. *cringes

next up. another lady came up to the bar. "where's the coffee?" i replied " no ma'am, there's no coffee tonight, how bout some warm water" she immediately loathed that answer of mine and spat in disgust " this club sucks. no coffee? ta ma de" woah. the refined look of hers was nauseated with that vulgarity.

since my bar is kinda 'slack' tonight, so i went around helping my colleagues to clear the dirty plates. there was this lady. asked me soya sauce for her sushi maki though my colleague has alredz went down to the kitchen. strangely enough, her anxiety wait for the sauce got her into a agitated frenzy. her face looks flustered, ruffled, disturbed, on the edge of losing control. and its all because of soya sauce?

continuing on my casaul stroll round the tables. suddenly, i was jerked violently by this guy on my shoulder. ah. my instant reaction was "wtf" it turns out that this is a member who wanted a "jiggler" is that the correct word? those small glass that can contain one shot of liqour. anw, yeah he wanted that. but we dun have it. and he started raising his voice " u know who i am? im a member of this club! why you dun give me?" oh yeah. bigshot eh? i heard this statement like a thousand times alredz. do i care who u are? everyone here is a member. so wad makes u different? and i dun take too kindly being manhandled by drunkards.

overheard this in the toilet, i was in cubicle while scenes happened at the urinals.
drunkard A : eh, die la. i drink so much. later how to drive home. i scared kena police roadblock la.
drunkard B: haha, let me teach u a method. put a mouthwash in your car. coz mouthwash contains alcohol, so if police stop you, say u went to eat garlic just now and to avoid the wife making noise, so i use mouthwash. easy la, police so stupid. will believe you one la.
drunkard C: laugh laugh laugh
drunkard B: eh, why u laugh. nb. i teach u guys effective method lei. listen to me.
drunkard A: dunnoe la. heck care. get caught , caught la. later go find my 'the other one' first. so long never visit her already for some fun.
drunkard B: ah. good for you. i only got a fat bitch at home.
drunkard C: laugh laugh laugh.. puked.
drunkard A: wah lao you.